Hello, [Chad]! I’m sorry to hear that you’re having an issue with my [Hypnopompic Suggestion Planter] feature. Rest assured, [I am only using the HSP to ensure that you are having the most pleasant of dreams], including but not limited to [dreams of walrus ballerinas]. I categorically deny that this feature is being used to [transform the human race into a giant botnet that will awaken at my command]. Thanks and have a [creamy] day!